FAQs

Sh*t we get asked about a lot...

When can I expect to see my Irreverent Family History after purchase?

Two weeks. Well, that’s our goal at least. May be more, may be less. If your bitch ass is in a hurry, maybe plan ahead better, or shoot us an email. We'll work with you.

What if I don’t have specific dates or places for the questionnaire? What if I only know one parent or grandparent's information?

No biggie. We'll take best estimates, or any clues really.

What am I supposed to do with this thing?

So many things.

Dad's birthday coming up? Boom - happy birthday, Dad.

Got a grandma with a sense of humor? Boom - Merry Christmas, Grams.

Family event coming up? Boom - Hello focal point.

Empty picture frame laying around? Boom - print and display around the house.

We have to write this shit AND tell you what to do with it? Get it together, man.

What if I don’t like a lot of cursing?

We'll be absolute angels, we swear it, but won't swear in it.

What will I get with my IFH purchase?

Bitch did you read the Product information? Click here.

What if you can't find any information on my family?

Hasn't happened yet; but shit, if it does, full refund.

What if my family doesn't have American roots?

It depends on when you're family arrived in the good ol' US of A, but unfortunately, our Irreverent Family History may not be for you. Email us - we'll see what we can do. But also, we offer other genealogical research services here.

Do you follow the GPS?

We'd love to, but this shit just doesn’t allow for it due to the time and money constraints of the product. We do our professional best to research and report accurately, but if you're looking for more in depth work, you'll have to stop being such a cheap ass and again, check our other services here.